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Killface Chippendale
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No one who eats German could be an evil man!

Where do you stand on braunschweiger? 'cause it's basically the same thing.

It can be two things!

Waited too long to snag tickets to Purple Rain, so we're going with the original plan of seeing the Christopher Nolan-curated retrospective of the Quay Brothers. Much as I was hoping to mourn Prince in a room full of fellow superfans, seeing Street of Crocodiles in 35mm on the big screen is gonna be pretty baller, too.

Hate to break it to ya, but Prince was the coolest rock star, too.

Um…yeah.

It's SUPER entertaining. Morris steals the show.

Tonight's show sold out in a hot second. Of course I have to work. That crowd is gonna be LIT.

Ugh. Fucking church music. I feel ya.

I've identified more with Patton than with any other comic ever, and this news just breaks my heart. His brilliance, humanity, and relatability have carried me through some seriously rough times, and I love how he uses humor to combat his depression. This is the worst thing that could happen to him and his little

That is an excellent, excellent way to put it. Bravo.

It's especially fun if you're synesthetic.

Nine tracks, zero dross, every song completely different, each one the best thing you've ever heard. It's an astonishing, unparalleled achievement, and I wouldn't argue with anyone who cited it as the greatest album ever made.

Greatest guitar solo ever recorded. I've been preaching it for years.

Prince was a constant presence in my house growing up, as my older sister was completely obsessed, but it wasn't until I dove headfirst into his music in my teens that I realized just what a genius he was. Here was a cat who wrote and performed practically everything himself, whose boundless imagination was almost as

I can't even handle this. Farewell to one of the most peerless, inimitable, all-around astonishing atomic blasts of talent this world has ever seen. Prince is immortal, starting today.

This could work, but…why…?

Heh-heh. You're dead weight, Marty.

If I die, tell my wife I said hello.