I said that just recently, but change Friday to Tuesday.

I wouldn't say it was in cold blood, but in desperation and done under the influence of Walter White's expert manipulation.

He's so childlike and good-hearted, you can't help but hope he makes it out alive. You just want to pat his head and say, "Cut it out with all that drug dealing and murdering, you little knucklehead. Now get outta here."

I know on September 29th, my ♥ will be broken bad.

Is "Bullet Points" the one where Mike calls Jesse a little shithead and tells him he's on thin ice? That was a great moment.

My mom and dad and siblings lived in Albuquerque in the 70s. They lasted about three years until they moved back to California. My brother seems to have good memories of the place, though. Rates "Blake's Lotaburger" highly.

Also, the skeletal remains of Cameron, because his father murdered him and stuffed him in a crawlspace. I assume that's what happened, anyway.

This movie is so wonderfully disgusting and unsettling. It was one of my favorites when I was a kid.

Aye, but he dinna have to make Johnny cry.

You just had to make fun of his dead bird hat, didn't you, O'Neal? Now look. Now look what you done.

You know what ultimate badass would do badass shit and then go home at night and say his prayers? Monsignor Martinez.

Alcopheliacs are "the glass is always full" kind of people.

Is the Nugent creamy?

I don't even understand what it's supposed to be about. Is it about how America died when Buddy Holly did? I don't understand what that's supposed to mean.

Boy, I can't wait to look at elephant tusk-inlaid pool tables and solid gold bidets.

I had a broken leg, an endless supply of Vicodin, and a dictionary, OK?

WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Christian Bale has done comb-overs an invaluable service.

Come on, man. He works here.

Ten per notch.