His Scottish cousin Feck is alive and well.

Did you tell her it was Afghanistanimation?

Did you tell her it was Afghanistanimation?

My grandmother once walked into the room while I was watching The Sopranos,  right when Paulie said the skin on his arms was getting wrinkly "like an old woman's cunt". That was …awkward, and from then on, I hated Paulie just a little bit more.

My grandmother once walked into the room while I was watching The Sopranos,  right when Paulie said the skin on his arms was getting wrinkly "like an old woman's cunt". That was …awkward, and from then on, I hated Paulie just a little bit more.

My dearly departed dog Huey was a virulent racist.

My dearly departed dog Huey was a virulent racist.

I thought it was going to turn out that he was his murderous uncle all along.

I thought it was going to turn out that he was his murderous uncle all along.

Why does this sound so familiar to me? You've either told me this before, or I've heard the ad way out here where I live. That happens sometimes. I could swear I've heard that sexy-sounding "bada BING" before.

Why does this sound so familiar to me? You've either told me this before, or I've heard the ad way out here where I live. That happens sometimes. I could swear I've heard that sexy-sounding "bada BING" before.

It's the sucker punch that follows it that makes this scene for me. That and Tony's "I beg your pardon, my sweet little potatooooohhhh!"

It's the sucker punch that follows it that makes this scene for me. That and Tony's "I beg your pardon, my sweet little potatooooohhhh!"

I like to think guys like Louis Buchalter and Frank Costello played it to hone their skills.

I like to think guys like Louis Buchalter and Frank Costello played it to hone their skills.

After what, about 25 years of mostly pent-up rage? That would've gone down like the elevator scene in Drive.

After what, about 25 years of mostly pent-up rage? That would've gone down like the elevator scene in Drive.

Knows how to lower the boom, that one does. Like when she tells Tony his "friends" are really just sycophants. "They tell you you're not going bald." And when he says her family's "all bottled up" and they never talk things out, "At least my father was up front about what was bothering him!" "Yeah, with a bullet…

Knows how to lower the boom, that one does. Like when she tells Tony his "friends" are really just sycophants. "They tell you you're not going bald." And when he says her family's "all bottled up" and they never talk things out, "At least my father was up front about what was bothering him!" "Yeah, with a bullet…

"Is this it?" God, what a tortured way to go through life. That must be like a never-ending anxiety attack.