They could've called it Chicago Mob Doctor.

I like his "why the hell not" attitude regarding the types of films he does.

I like his "why the hell not" attitude regarding the types of films he does.

My great-grandparents had 12 kids and 50 grandkids. We lost count after the first several dozen great-grandkids. I think our family makes up the majority of Southern California, actually.

My great-grandparents had 12 kids and 50 grandkids. We lost count after the first several dozen great-grandkids. I think our family makes up the majority of Southern California, actually.

Onocop, Yoko's star-making turn.

I don't remember him in Donnie Brasco, and I feel bad about it. He just seems that nice.

I don't remember him in Donnie Brasco, and I feel bad about it. He just seems that nice.

Mothman Prophecies was silly, but it was entertainingly silly. And I never thought "Chapstick" could be uttered in a way that would make my skin crawl, so it's got that going for it.

Mothman Prophecies was silly, but it was entertainingly silly. And I never thought "Chapstick" could be uttered in a way that would make my skin crawl, so it's got that going for it.

They could've done sort of a two-for-one theme thing with "Fast Walking". Is that even on DVD?

They could've done sort of a two-for-one theme thing with "Fast Walking". Is that even on DVD?

"You have got me there. Ol' Don is as useless as tits on a boar." LQ Jones is the tops.

"You have got me there. Ol' Don is as useless as tits on a boar." LQ Jones is the tops.

Being forced to tongue the devil's cornhole was one of my greatest fears, but now I think I'd be OK with it.

Being forced to tongue the devil's cornhole was one of my greatest fears, but now I think I'd be OK with it.

And why did they cast Michael Shannon when James Gandolfini exists? That man was born to play The Iceman. End of discussion.

And why did they cast Michael Shannon when James Gandolfini exists? That man was born to play The Iceman. End of discussion.

Ewwww, dude. /Charlie Kelly

Ewwww, dude. /Charlie Kelly