You just never know what you're gonna find at the AV Club.

You just never know what you're gonna find at the AV Club.

Because oh, goddamn it.

Because oh, goddamn it.

Maybe he's missing an index finger.

Maybe he's missing an index finger.

It's ohmygodthisfuckinguy

It's ohmygodthisfuckinguy

"Waingro. The name's Waingro."

"Waingro. The name's Waingro."

Todd's gotta be Crazy Lee.

Todd's gotta be Crazy Lee.

Whenever Mom and Dad start fighting and Jesse's just sitting there watching, I think of this scene from American Dad where Roger and Stan are fighting and they both turn to Klaus and ask him why he's not jumping in, and Klaus says, childishly,  "Daddy and Roger were fighting and I got scared."

Whenever Mom and Dad start fighting and Jesse's just sitting there watching, I think of this scene from American Dad where Roger and Stan are fighting and they both turn to Klaus and ask him why he's not jumping in, and Klaus says, childishly,  "Daddy and Roger were fighting and I got scared."

Jesse screamed when it was already happening, though, didn't he? It was a done deal by the time he reacted.

Jesse screamed when it was already happening, though, didn't he? It was a done deal by the time he reacted.

The only time we've ever seen Mike happy is when he was playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with his granddaughter.

The only time we've ever seen Mike happy is when he was playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with his granddaughter.

This movie needs Joe Don Baker. Then they shall have a surplus of oil!

This movie needs Joe Don Baker. Then they shall have a surplus of oil!