You know, I stopped saying "what" a long time ago and just started saying "yes".

If McConnaughey released a calypso album today, it'd be titled something like Calypso Like Whoa.

If McConnaughey released a calypso album today, it'd be titled something like Calypso Like Whoa.

Lone Star is a damn good movie, though McConnaughey isn't in it very much.

I really wanted to make a "Esz ter has? No, esz my has!" joke, but it was lame. But I posted it anyway.

I really wanted to make a "Esz ter has? No, esz my has!" joke, but it was lame. But I posted it anyway.

It's not that. It's the other thing. You need to learn how to talk to women, bro. 

It's not that. It's the other thing. You need to learn how to talk to women, bro. 

Our Life in Mel: The Life and Times of Hatred and Booze

Our Life in Mel: The Life and Times of Hatred and Booze

Life Is a Living Mel would have been so much better. 

Life Is a Living Mel would have been so much better. 

Did you have to meet some shady Beaver in a seedy motel room to get it?

Why'd you pick that random date to start having faith in hu…oh, I see. Screw you, kid.

Why'd you pick that random date to start having faith in hu…oh, I see. Screw you, kid.

"Yes, Ted, that was the joke."

"Yes, Ted, that was the joke."

Aw, Pop-Pop was just funnin'. Walter as a grandfather, on the other hand, would have beaten his grandkid and then berated her for being a simpleton unable to strategize. "Do you even know how many marbles it would take to sate a hippo? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it."

Aw, Pop-Pop was just funnin'. Walter as a grandfather, on the other hand, would have beaten his grandkid and then berated her for being a simpleton unable to strategize. "Do you even know how many marbles it would take to sate a hippo? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it."

Why there isn't a Go To Lunch gimmick poster, I'll never know.