22 Jump Street 1

Nipples!

Nipples!

All hail the Right Huge Missed Opportunity.

All hail the Right Huge Missed Opportunity.

Well, he is an older guy. I'm guessing maybe he's not fully aware of his options.

You went home and cried? A real man would have tried to kill a presidential candidate.

You went home and cried? A real man would have tried to kill a presidential candidate.

You, friend, have just made my shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiit list!

You, friend, have just made my shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiit list!

Washington is going to give you such a dressing down.

Washington is going to give you such a dressing down.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's right.

And that's the story of how HipsterDBag got HeroBoy fired, arrested, and registered as a sex offender.

And that's the story of how HipsterDBag got HeroBoy fired, arrested, and registered as a sex offender.

SKYLARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! [froths at mouth]

SKYLARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! [froths at mouth]

I figured it out last October: Walt put the lily of the valley berries in a bowl under a sign that said "BROCK. BROCK CANTILLO. EAT THESE. THESE ARE SWEET."

I figured it out last October: Walt put the lily of the valley berries in a bowl under a sign that said "BROCK. BROCK CANTILLO. EAT THESE. THESE ARE SWEET."