The last good season I saw was San Diego, I think. Whichever one had Brad and Randy. Yeah, I remember names, Scrawler, so I think you're a little bit better off than I am.

The last good season I saw was San Diego, I think. Whichever one had Brad and Randy. Yeah, I remember names, Scrawler, so I think you're a little bit better off than I am.

What did Andy Griffith ever do to you?

What did Andy Griffith ever do to you?

If I was some kind of badass kingpin, I would demand people call me Don Gato. I mean, 'cause what are they gonna do? Refuse? You don't refuse Don Gato.

If I was some kind of badass kingpin, I would demand people call me Don Gato. I mean, 'cause what are they gonna do? Refuse? You don't refuse Don Gato.

There were a couple times. Enough for me to notice and think, "couldn't play ball like Barry Pepper, huh, Bridges?"

There were a couple times. Enough for me to notice and think, "couldn't play ball like Barry Pepper, huh, Bridges?"

Yeah, Alien Jesus, I loved how Rooster looked like he'd been buried and dug up again, but his teeth were perfect. That bothered me more than it should have.

Yeah, Alien Jesus, I loved how Rooster looked like he'd been buried and dug up again, but his teeth were perfect. That bothered me more than it should have.

That is soooooo not what you're talkin' about.

That is soooooo not what you're talkin' about.

Is that a Nudie suit Gram's wearing? That is sharp.

Is that a Nudie suit Gram's wearing? That is sharp.

Don't tell me what to do with my chuckle meter, Tucker.

Don't tell me what to do with my chuckle meter, Tucker.

70 years is a long while.

70 years is a long while.

That crazy bum? He was begging to blow a street light five minutes before he saw you.

That crazy bum? He was begging to blow a street light five minutes before he saw you.