Charlie never shoulda drank that hair-growing tonic.

And he was all, "You're going to have to pry my black 12'' Jumbo Jack Man-O-War out of my cold, dead hands!"

And he was all, "You're going to have to pry my black 12'' Jumbo Jack Man-O-War out of my cold, dead hands!"

Is this one of those "each person adds a piece to the story" things?

Is this one of those "each person adds a piece to the story" things?

Funny you should mention R.D. Call, Warren Oates. I was just thinking that I would love to read an R.D. Call Random Roles.

Funny you should mention R.D. Call, Warren Oates. I was just thinking that I would love to read an R.D. Call Random Roles.

Get his bloody revenge, yes. Then draw some stupid eyebrows on him to add insult to injury.

Get his bloody revenge, yes. Then draw some stupid eyebrows on him to add insult to injury.

To paraphrase Frank Nelson,

To paraphrase Frank Nelson,

In the director's cut, she says, "This is where the fish live." Ruins the whole picture.

In the director's cut, she says, "This is where the fish live." Ruins the whole picture.

Come on, you lazy bastard!

Come on, you lazy bastard!

Aren't we all gay for sandwiches?

Aren't we all gay for sandwiches?

And that scene in the kitchen where Shelby breaks the news that she's pregnant and M'Lynn proceeds to make the most passive-aggressive cake ever baked.

And that scene in the kitchen where Shelby breaks the news that she's pregnant and M'Lynn proceeds to make the most passive-aggressive cake ever baked.

And now she's doomed to an eternity of showing up in Steve Guttenberg movies.