That is both humorous and depressing. You've hit the AV Club Daily Double!

Are they gold-plated pitbulls? 'Cause you know he gets what he wants he wants his dogs gold-plated! GOLD-PLATED DOGS!

No, don't eat it! Ahhhhhhh!

I thought the postmaster was supposed to be like Brimley's character in Absence of Malice?

Disqus slept with my wife!

Damn, I thought the Ghostbusters entry would be from Koski, taunting nerds for shits. 

What makes it so weird is that it's so out of Seinfeld's wheelhouse. How do you go from making lame jokes about airline peanuts and rental cars to ridiculing people who tried to commit suicide? 

You didn't ask him what it's like being George Wendt's nephew?

James Karen looks like he wants to beat a motherfucker down.

Dads.

Chris Brown: HURRRRRRRRRRR

Re: Kelso's food lines

What's Warburton's excuse for Rules of Engagement?

Charlie and Dee already went cannibal once. They're over it, bro.

Well, I was gonna say "Amber" is a good song, but now Kenny's got me scared.

"We've Got Tonight" has a special place in my heart because of Rebecca on Cheers. "Let's fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind a waaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

A Katy Perry album is your guilty pleasure? Not the anime? 

Somewhere rich people go to laugh at us?

Scheme is a tough one, Snidely. (Hint: it is not pronounced "sheem".)

Estelle's "I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!" always makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.