Look away, I'm hideous…

Oh, that was in extremely bad taste. I am scum. Don't even look at me.

Just making conversation.

Steve McQueen's haircut made his head look like the tip of a penis.

Pete: I'll even get you your own bowl.
Al: My own dog bowl? With just my name on it?

He and Dan Castellaneta played a married couple on an episode of Married with Children, but they didn't actually share any scenes. Al interacted with them separately.

I wanted him to run into a tree so bad.

Fold our arms and stare glazedly, anyway…

Keep your goddamn hands off my wife.

I'm talkin' 'bout l'amour!

Immortal Lee County Killers. I suggest starting with "Shitcanned Again".

Or just clips of Raising Arizona.

…I was saying "Boo-urns", David.

If only they had the technology to rebuild your broken spirit.

And that, children, is how your grandparents met.

"He gets bothered about work while trying to drop a deuce."

In Barbara Leaming's biography of Rita Hayworth, there's a page or two devoted to how much of a dick Orson was about Rita's pregnancy. Every time he'd pass by the couch where the baby was conceived, he would say, "That's the couch where I lost control!"

If there must be a Beefheart bio movie, please, please keep Jack Black the hell away from it.

Didn't Tony give him shit for that "heh" thing he punctuates most of his sentences with? "Heh. Heh." I remember Paulie saying something like "it's a nervous tic" and like he sort of stopped short of saying "you insensitive prick".

Most, you know. It's slang. It means "wackest" or "illest" or some shit, I dunno. Fuckin' kids.