Ben's capacity to lie about almost anything (however obsolete) never ceases to amaze me. Can't you just imagine how that conversation's gonna go?

Tyler Perry? Duh!

81st Academy Awards
Overall, I found this year's telecast rather enjoyable. Um, I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being "Please, God, let me die in a fire!") I'd say it was a solid 2.

David Fincher
LOVED that look he gave the camera! Ladies and gentleman, the director of Fight Club…

Huh?
"Is these Oscars good?"

At this point, I'm pretty sure he won't make it to his own car.

I'm knotting the noose as we speak…

Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!

The End Is Nigh!
Apparently, Madea Goes to Jail made $40 million over the weekend…

Madea: Based on a Novel by Sapphire

What if Sayid's arrest was orchestrated by none other than Jeremy Bentham himself? According to this week's preview, it appears Locke will have a pretty memorable chat with the Iraqi's captor, Ilana, in which he speaks candidly about "dying." What does this mean, exactly? Either Locke is responsible for the O6's…

And what's with all the carrots?

Charlotte's Bloody Nose, featuring the hit single "No Chocolate Before Dinner." (In stores August 15th…)