OhmyGod, scariest movie ever! "Saaaallyyyy… SAAAAALLLLYYY…" The '70s were a time of really terrifying, and occasionally brilliant TV movies. How about that Trilogy of Terror?

Um, how about all the female full-frontal nudity? Maybe your friends had actually said it was "fuzzy" as all get out.

Black Flag!
Technically possible but would never ever happen: how about my favorite Black Flag lineup of Rollins/Ginn/Kira/Stevenson (though I'd settle for Anthony Martinez)? Rollins' West Memphis 3 benefit cd and tour showed he can still scream the old stuff, and Bill Stevenson's drumming still kills. Too bad about…

I detected a little bit of Dogme 95 in the scenes with Shane and family. They had that kind of feel.

So by your reasoning, we shouldn't bother listening to, say, Miles Davis' Kind of Blue, because modal jazz doesn't raise as many eyebrows as it once did?

Whoever started this rumor
just wasn't even trying. Even a casual Fugazi fan knows that, what with that hiatus that began in 2002, any live Fugazi show would be a pretty huge news item in its own right. Who starts these things, anyway?