So soft and gentle the Charmin Bears would be happy to rub it on their butts.

I hail from Michigan—specifically the Upper Peninsula, so I think it only natural to say Sufjan Stevens' "Upper Peninsula" would be the natural choice.  But then Gordon Lightfoot had  "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", so you pick your very soft and gentle battles.

WGN=Bozo the Clown and the motherfuckin' Grand Prize Game.  Bitches be wantin' a crisp $100 bill!

Hey, my name is Jim, you wanna suck my dick for money?

Anything from the "Death Proof" soundtrack would be welcome!

I think an angry Fiona Apple would make a formidable opponent to any Toho creation.

Poll: Most disturbing Haneke movie?  I can never watch The Seventh
Continent again.  I didn't move from my couch for like 2 days after I
saw it. No Xanax is strong enough to make that one go away. 

-Best bilingual, bow-legged character who is always late for schul
 -Best performance of "Day by Day"
 -Best barbecue sauce make out

Best "take" ever—Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'm waiting for N****as in Paris, Texas

Growing up, my older brother had an album by a bunch of wrestlers and there was a song on it about Rick Springfield.  Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This is perfect real estate for someone of stature, like Abe Froman.

If there's one thing people love, it's Iraq War dramas.

Picture it, Miami, 1987.  This is great.  Next step, Dr. Harry Weston's home, complete with a mini-Dreyfus.  I watched a lot of Lifetime as a young person.

It's only a matter of time until Suge Knight is dangling him out a window.

Is he flashing gang signs or having some sort of spastic fit?

I wanted to see baby Godard with sunglasses and a cigarette or baby Fellini breastfeeding.

Rick Morehouse.  Clayton Rohner is one of those woefully unappreciated 80s actors.  I also love him in that ultimate '80s concoction "Modern Girls."

This is incredibly touching.  Just a sentence about him helping stray dogs and I nearly started blubbering.  I'm gonna need to be put on a 5150 hold one of these days.

I don't quite get the hatred of Shia LaBeouf.  Did he piss on some fanboy/girl institution or rape someone's grandmother or something?