And to think, the world was not yet aware of Michelle Bachmann, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. 

Is it just me, or do the heads of the actresses seem to be digitally placed on top of the bodies of the real TLC in the music videos?  It looks a little off.

This is such a funny, sweet and enjoyable movie.  My favorite line is from the maid, when fielding a complaint about a lack of sauce on the pasta:  "The Italians were weak!"

I thought that was Garth Brooks for a second.

Party of Five is one of those shows I flippin' LOVED during its run, but now would find hard to watch because I am over 30 and pained with the joylessness of adult life.

I'd like to hear a Blurred Lines/Night Court mash up.  Also, Blurred Lines and What's Happening!! Rerun (RIP) would go berserk for that.

What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

Some parents like to encourage alcoholism at an early age, you know, so kids get it out of their system.

Sesame St. was one of my top "Places I Want to Live When I Grow Up."  These places included the Cosby neighborhood, Full House's San Francisco, Bayside, and of course, Beverly Hills.  I blew it.

I like this very much. 

Here's one, Kirk:  Why did God decide to take Boner and leave us Mike Seaver? 

MTV:  Killing radio stars and rapper's moms since 1981.

Next thing you know you're putting a bomb in your underwear.  The more you know.

How does one "fall into radical Islam?"  I was unaware it was at the bottom of a rabbit hole.

Nearly great movie—I love the first, maybe, hour of this film.  And then it starts to fall apart for me.  But I do love that the atmosphere is so thick that it is suffocating.

Imma let you finish, but The Unabomber look is the best look of all time.

Don't worry, there will always be something alluring about a mountain man!

There's nothing quite like American Psycho Christian Bale.  One of the best in the history of gorgeous manosity.

You got 50,000 on Double Dragon!?!?!?!?!!?

Does it have a bigfoot?