A buncha young 'uns will only know "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as a shitty CBS sitcom.  Here we are now—entertain us.

Who are these people who sit around and hold their cell phone camera up to their TV hoping something will happen?

Who are these people who sit around and hold their cell phone camera up to their TV hoping something will happen?

I'm ascared of pluppets.

I'm ascared of pluppets.

That's ignorant.

That's ignorant.

I hope The Associated Press is awarded for their coverage of Redfoogate 2012.

I hope The Associated Press is awarded for their coverage of Redfoogate 2012.

And by From the Road they mean whatever shitty state fair or backwoods casino will have them.

And by From the Road they mean whatever shitty state fair or backwoods casino will have them.

I'd like a dozen red roses.  Here you are.   Keep the change.  You're my favorite customer.

I'd like a dozen red roses.  Here you are.   Keep the change.  You're my favorite customer.

That sounds like the awesomest shirt of all time ever.

That sounds like the awesomest shirt of all time ever.

According to the internet Torben Bille was married to Anne Sparrow.  You rape a girl with a cane once and you gotta put a ring on it.

According to the internet Torben Bille was married to Anne Sparrow.  You rape a girl with a cane once and you gotta put a ring on it.

Blur, "Blue Jeans" …. I bought them on the Portobello Road on a Sa-turday.

Blur, "Blue Jeans" …. I bought them on the Portobello Road on a Sa-turday.

Wayne's World and Straight Talk were cinematic events for a 10-year-old me.  Sleepover classics.