Wayne's World and Straight Talk were cinematic events for a 10-year-old me.  Sleepover classics.

Hopefully the bonus footage will finally shed some light on the existential ennui of Traci Lords.

Hopefully the bonus footage will finally shed some light on the existential ennui of Traci Lords.

There's a song "Shut Up and Kiss Me" that's basically "Werewolves of London"

There's a song "Shut Up and Kiss Me" that's basically "Werewolves of London"

I will always adore Christian Slater for traveling with a Nintendo Entertainment System in "Le Wizard."

I will always adore Christian Slater for traveling with a Nintendo Entertainment System in "Le Wizard."

She's banned from the Chateau Marmont for not paying her cigarette bill!

She's banned from the Chateau Marmont for not paying her cigarette bill!

Not now Murray!!!!

Not now Murray!!!!

I once did an extreme one-person dance freak-out to the first Elastica album at a house party.  I think I developed a heart murmur from it.

I once did an extreme one-person dance freak-out to the first Elastica album at a house party.  I think I developed a heart murmur from it.

This topic was all covered in hilarious manner on an episode of Law and Order SUV guest starring Robin Williams and a sheep.

This topic was all covered in hilarious manner on an episode of Law and Order SUV guest starring Robin Williams and a sheep.

It's a great idea because he's been so successful in other ventures.

It's a great idea because he's been so successful in other ventures.

I'm pretty sure he went on to screw lotsa poor people by becoming some evil Wall Street guy.  He got like a 1500 on his SAT and was courted by all the Ivy League schools.

I'm pretty sure he went on to screw lotsa poor people by becoming some evil Wall Street guy.  He got like a 1500 on his SAT and was courted by all the Ivy League schools.

The superior Saved by the Bell mallpisode is surely the Christmas episode when Zack falls in love with the homeless girl and eventually invites her to live in Casa di Morris.  Zack tells her that his idea of a poor family is one without cable.