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RicheyEdwardsandthe Cruisers
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The superior Saved by the Bell mallpisode is surely the Christmas episode when Zack falls in love with the homeless girl and eventually invites her to live in Casa di Morris.  Zack tells her that his idea of a poor family is one without cable. 

Tipper Gore approves.

Tipper Gore approves.

That meat dress was kind of Cronenbergian.

That meat dress was kind of Cronenbergian.

You're right. I learned how to gauge people's personality traits from "Saved by the Bell" episodes, so sometimes I don't understand the duality of mankind.  And man do I not want to hear those stories!

You're right. I learned how to gauge people's personality traits from "Saved by the Bell" episodes, so sometimes I don't understand the duality of mankind.  And man do I not want to hear those stories!

Starring Taylor Lautner and Lady GaGa.

Starring Taylor Lautner and Lady GaGa.

I hope we get to see pictures of them without the makeup!  I bet they're handsome men!

I hope we get to see pictures of them without the makeup!  I bet they're handsome men!

This makes me think that Sk8er Boi song was all a big lie!  I'm throwing out my wife beater/tie combo in protest!

This makes me think that Sk8er Boi song was all a big lie!  I'm throwing out my wife beater/tie combo in protest!

Ah, Wait Til Your Father Gets Home… the episode in which Roseanne's father is remembered as a child beating cheater instead of the frail old goofball who wants DJ to pull his finger.

Ah, Wait Til Your Father Gets Home… the episode in which Roseanne's father is remembered as a child beating cheater instead of the frail old goofball who wants DJ to pull his finger.

But more importantly what is Rider Strong doing these days?

But more importantly what is Rider Strong doing these days?

My terrible attitude was partially inspired by Sean Landers' Genius Lessons … SPIN magazine was the tits back then!

My terrible attitude was partially inspired by Sean Landers' Genius Lessons … SPIN magazine was the tits back then!

Baby, free burger, and an hour-long epidosde of Mama's Family … Sigh.