Hey, I heard we were gonna buttfuck downvoting and I got here as quick as I could.

Nope, "Buttfuck" is perfectly acceptable, as it's being used as a proper noun in this case. Also slang, urban dictionary, no one cares about internet comments, etc.

That's not Random Roles you're smelling, you need to BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH.

Oh my god those people are so annoying. Always nagging loudly at the movie screen and never tipping at restaurants.

Nope, podcast is perfectly acceptable.

That's a good idea, because I am freakin' PUMPED. I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

I don't have a lot of money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills . . .

Maybe he does that so he can last longer, since that sex tape is fucking horrible.

Naw that's "rounding second". Third is a DVDA gangbang that's filmed.

This man needs 5 cc's of "Am I the only one who noticed?" STAT.

Doug, I saw one of your live comedy shows and laughed at your jokes. Can we be best friends?

Here's a Disqus account, reply to someone who cares.

WHO DELETED THAT COMMENT? MY HILARIOUS COMEBACK MEANS NOTHING NOW! GOD DAMN I HATE THIS NEW COMMENT SYSTEM.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD JUST LOVE HAVING TO SCROLL DOWN AND HIT THE GODDAMN BUTTON TO MAKE MORE COMMENTS APPEAR? FUCK YOURSELF! WE WANT OUR FUCKING PAGE NUMBERS BACK.

You better get that cough checked out, buddy.

Plus it had one of the funniest exchanges in the movie.
"Ethan, your line's not long enough!"
"NO SHIT!"

Isn't that the one starring "WWE Superstar The Miz"?

I've always liked Dacascos, he seems like a cool dude. And he was one of the Double Dragons! And he was in Brotherhood of the Wolf!

Oh god, the rocket launcher kill had me and my friend laughing for five solid minutes.

I haven't seen Undisputed II, but I watched III and I really liked it. Obviously it's not a "great" movie, but the fights are brutal and creative without getting too silly.

We're talking existential magic, not literal legerdemain, you foolish Communist.