Nice try, SNL casting.

Surely you realize most cable/internet providers are terrible at customer service.

Well technically he hasn't chosen one specific discipline, which is the only reason he doesn't have a legitimate black belt.

You were looking at the wedding ring on your finger as you typed that , weren't you?

I guess technically, Frank's fantasy was based on the first minute of the episode where he says "This place has the best hot dogs in town."  I like that he came in with a goal and stayed on track.

That's good advice!

I found Dennis' to be the most unpredictable.  Mostly because he didn't bang any chicks.

You may be thinking of smackeroos.

Mac's heaven is Gay, like the way that the Bible capitalizes He when referring to God.

I just looked up "gerund" and I'm even more confused.  Is it like how "buttfuck" is a verb, but I can use it as a subject, like "That buttfucking was subpar"?  So it's a gerund in the "buttfucking" form?

All bastard monsters from the north are named Frankenstein.

Wait, so when you say "films that verb the noun in their titles", you mean like the structure of the title, not making a noun into a verb?  Like if the title was "Spanking Mulanky" you wouldn't like it? 

I liked the Manhattan episode too.  I didn't have a problem with the Liberty Angel, I saw it as more of existing in a weird little pocket of reality outside of time created by the hotel.  I didn't think they were expecting us to believe the actual Statue of Liberty walked all the way to the hotel without anyone seeing…

It was actually the first episode I watched.  I remember reading about it, probably here at the AV Club, and thinking the premise was interesting.  Once I finished the episode I started at the beginning of the new Who and marathoned them all.

Hey that's a cute response to my obvious joke, NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX.

FORGET ABOUT IT!

HE'S TAKING ME BACK TO TIMES SQUARE.

I'm embarrassed to say I've fallen behind on CBB.  But any episode with PFT is pretty much a necessity, so those are on the list.

Well my name's Rappin' Buttfuck and I'm here to say, it's fun to rap in a failed firsties way!

Then you definitely want to stay away from my music review blog, Music Gets Buttfucked.