Roundhouse was definitely a thing, and it definitely had the "dad" in the motorchair.  It was a good show, except for the part at the end of every episode where someone would sing a "serious" song about whatever stupid lesson they learned that episode.

Seems like you've been misinformed.  Hold on a second, there's a song I want to play for you five million times in a row on classic rock radio.

Any shade of grey is better than the disgusting greens and browns of Nature, who wants to kill us all.

See, I don't even buy that.  Your description is way too hostile.  There are plenty of people who just aren't very good at reading subtitles.  Everyone's brain works differently.  Some people aren't good readers; some people are distracted easily.

But haven't you heard?  Only mouth breathing sheeple don't like subtitles!  Because their tiny brains can't handle it, so they go watch Transformers, or something.

UNSUBSTANTIATED FANTASY!

Yeah, that's one of the things I feel like they glossed over in Harry Potter.  With love potions and paralyzing spells and invisibility and whatnot, Hogwarts would basically be the rape capital of the wizarding world.

well at least you have an avatar.

Which is ironic, because whenever I read a Wildstorm comic, I get dizzy and throw up.

Although now that I think about it, the thing that actually surprises me, Buttfuck, the most is how goddamn distinct the man's jaw and mouth are.  Did anyone else kind of laugh the first time they saw Affleck in the Daredevil mask and that whole area was just honkin' out of that thing?

Dude, I was thinking pretty much the exact same thing.  I stopped and asked myself, "Buttfuck, how do you actually feel about this?"

Hot Fuzz is probably my favorite.  I like Pegg playing against type as a hyper-competent professional, and Frost's loveable oafish man-child character had a good backstory that gave him some decent character depth and justified his arrested development.

Are you new to the internet?  OF COURSE WE HAVE TO RANK THEM.

One of my favorite post-kill one liners of all time is still when Cage yells "HOW DO YOU LIKE HOW THAT SHIT WORKS?"

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I agree.  I was on edge waiting for the Pop N' Sploosh, but when I didn't see it I knew his peni-I knew Eric was safe.

First she banged JD, then later she bangs Ted Mosby.  In terms of most embarrassing hookup, that's gotta be a tough call.

Wait, if you're a doctor, how'd you get pregnant?

Me too, but I didn't notice until I was done masturbating.

I work in an office that's about 85% women who are older than me, so I'm very aware of this.