@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus  I'm going by standard porn definitions, in that a creampie is just the cream and the orifice.  I wasn't aware of alternate definitions that included the consumption.

Nah, the "creampie" descriptor just covers the deposit.  Felching is optional, but consideration for those still waiting their turn must be taken into account.

Oh god I'm 30.  I can't even type the word out, it looks so gross.

I just want a girlfriend who's good at answering phones.  Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

holy shit I need to hear that.

SO DO YOU.

What do you think, people, "Purrison Ford" of "Harrison Purr'd"?  I can't decide which one works best.  I'm vacillatin' here.

I think the key to understanding his behavior is realizing that Warlow is fairly insane, by virtue of being a 6,000 year old creature who's been consistently tormented by the nature of his own existence and the lives he's taken.  He basically murdered his entire family, or he would have if he hadn't sensed that the…

Only in "90's Tim Allen Standup Comedy Land", where the women talk about everything except what they're really feeling, and then they totally expect you to know what's going on even though they won't say it, and you just want to watch the game and drink a beer, because your way of dealing with emotions is the man's…

Pssh, like that pretty-boy fuck had a hard time in 8th grade.

Actually, most guys with small dicks (i.e. below average) end up trying harder in bed and utilizing their other assets.  Studies have shown that women with partner's of below-average size report greater levels of sexual satisfaction in their relationships (it's almost as if women like foreplay).

Yeah, I'm singing it right now.  His little accent is what makes it work.

Well thanks, now that song is gonna be in my head the rest of the day.

A lot of their good singles are very sing-a-long-able.  There's no album that I love start to finish, but there are a lot of individual songs I love unabashedly.

"I also have a hard time taking people with pretentious reading tastes seriously," said Buttfuck McGee to Blumpkins.

"You only see a little bit of it on the show, but I had to listen to that pussy Barclay whine about teleporters for MONTHS."

What about his penchant for pronouncing "there" and "here" as three syllable words?

"You've got something on your face . . . no, not they-urr-uh, to the left, they-urr-uh, you got it."

Well she grew up on an island with an all-female population of athletic ancient Greeks.  I bet she stripped naked the first time she took a swim in the Justice League pool.

Judging by that picture, there must be a sale on shoes off to the side.