@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus Yeah but Hitler's birthday is 4/20, right?  So that's not too bad.

Talk about a loose meat sandwich!

@avclub-9acf7344ec50993b012999f76196c4c6:disqus Well it turns out that the human body can actually take an extreme amount of punishment.  People survive worse stuff than that all the time.  Hell, I know a guy who got shot in the chest and abdomen 5-6 times, and he's back to work and pretty much fully recovered.  So…

We already know what happens to Agent Coulson.  Now we're thinking it'll be Vin Diesel as Vision.

Well regardless, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes."

"AVI!"
 
"Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck."

DAMN IT, BOB, WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU!

Maybe that's just the street value, and he gave a LOT of blowjobs.  Or a few really, really good blowjobs.

Bob, the truth is . . . there is no grade, because this isn't a review.  We're all here because we care about you and want you to get better.  Your addiction to TV Club grades is getting so bad you don't even read the reviews anymore.  It's just "How can this get a C while that got a B?" and "Where's the grade?" with…

Not gonna lie, I've never watched this show for more than a couple minutes at a time.  However, I stand by my statement.

Dang it, so I get a "lasagna" notification and they don't even show the lasagna being eaten?!?!

But not South Park.  They just talk for about 2 minutes at the beginning of the episode and then the track ends.

Other great commentary tracks:

Their commentary is good, but their mic setup is kinda wonky, so you really have to crank the volume to hear some of it.

Agreed.  I thought it was really impressive the way they rotated the team roster over the season.  Hawkeye didn't even join the team until halfway through the season.  They didn't find Cap until episode 4 or 5.  And they brought Ms. Marvel onto the team, and had her kicking all kinds of ass.

X-Men definitely started out clunky, but the animation improved substantially over the first season.

DON'T MESS WIT DE X-MEN!

Your soul, is what I'd guess.

Also, everyone who grew up watching Chili's commercials has sung the babyback song at least once in their life.

Yeah but they weren't really his "daughters" in the same sense that yours would be.  A fiary he banged shows up a few days later with 4 babies, they're 18-ish within, what, a couple weeks at most?  (seriously, i have no idea how much time is passing).