It wasn't his fault, Cooper totally stepped on the line and then stopped a couple words in so Helms could pick it up.  Totally Cooper's fault.

At first, I thought they were talking about those delicious little Krackel bars you put in candy dishes, so I almost told you to go fuck yourself.

The AV Club:

Truly, you are the crown prince of fartistry.

It's 1-800-BAGGAGE, have fun with that.

When I was living in Lawrence, KS, a girl I was dating almost broke up with me when she found out I grew up in Johnson County.

Hitler was a Nazi?!?!

Also, PFT guest hosted a couple episodes of Comedy Bang Bang back when it was still Comedy Death Ray.

Speakeasy has had some pretty long interviews lately.  It's the best this shitty fucking world can do for now, I guess.

Not gonna lie, hearing about how much people hate him makes me like him more.

Don't talk about my emother like that.

Marshall doesn't care because he knows he's gonna "punish" her for it later.

I feel like they missed an opportunity to have her ask for two more napkin rings.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING CHEAT AND GO UP THE CHUTES!

@jerodast:disqus  So you thought it was like how they show them "eating sandwiches" whenever they get high?  That's pretty awesome actually.

I hate you so fucking much.

Seems pretty cranky to me.  Although I am against crowds clapping along to songs, since they suck at keeping beat.

Wait, so are you saying you're against crowds singing along at concerts? Or just in the case of hipsters?

I think she just takes some getting used to as a character for some people.  In the first couple episodes I saw she felt a little naggy and irritating, but once you get a handle on the character it becomes more nuanced and easier to enjoy.

Mr. Dooshbaghe, I'm beginning to think that you're not even trying to be nice.