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I'd say it's pretty close to being in that league.  The entire first season is basically an extended origin story, and it works as one giant flowing narrative.  Hawkeye doesn't even join the team til about 10 episodes in, Hulk walks out a couple times, they don't even find Cap for 4 or 5 episodes.  And there's a

in AV Club comment font, a 69 is just kissing.

he had a stroke a while back, then a bunch of plastic surgery.

WELL HE GOT A GRAMMY SO HATE ALL YOU WANT

I'm 13 years younger than him, but he looks 20 years older than me!  Also I'm fatter than him.

Rob Liefeld would disagree with you.

"Look, Sarah, guys dream about having sex with their female friends all the time, so we'll just need you to put on this sexy nurse's outfit usually reserved for roleplay sex and act slutty for the camera.  You know, because that's what guys think about.  We try to keep things realistic."

It involves some jazz hands and a quick tip of an invisible hat.

I've only just recently started going through the archive of the Nerdist podcast, but I already have a dance choreographed for the theme music.

There is a disturbing lack of mustache awareness around here.

He looks like the guy from Human Centipede 2 put a woman's wig on.

right right, you're not trying to defend him, or justify his behavior, or anything like that, you just maybe wanna see the police report cuz someone might have said she slapped him first, prior to him punching her in the face repeatedly.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I feel like it started falling apart a bit after God-Emperor, and I didn't like the ending of Chapterhouse at all.  But the first 4 books were great.

lol catgun said "the length is hard to ignore."

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.

wait, "consumption" isn't spelled "d-e-a-r-t-h".  we must have watched different videos.

Gasp, someone on the internet is wrong!  I'd better set them straight.  Ahem:  "If by stole you mean 'is obviously dissimilar from' and dropped 'outright' from the end."

Fair and Balanced?

false.