What makes you think I wasn't talking about Malaysia???

This theory about the lowering winter sun incinerating the earth sounds like just the thing to put in (INSERT SOUTHERN STATE)'s science textbooks.

This theory about the lowering winter sun incinerating the earth sounds like just the thing to put in (INSERT SOUTHERN STATE)'s science textbooks.

Since we're talking Disqus logistics here… how do you reference another commenter's user name in your post?  I poured over the Disqus help page for answers, but their website is, how you say, awful.

Since we're talking Disqus logistics here… how do you reference another commenter's user name in your post?  I poured over the Disqus help page for answers, but their website is, how you say, awful.

I voted Arthur Treacher as "Best Manufacturer of Really Gross Fish Sticks".

I voted Arthur Treacher as "Best Manufacturer of Really Gross Fish Sticks".

I thought the captain did a really good job… of having a well-trimmed beard.

I thought the captain did a really good job… of having a well-trimmed beard.

Radagast the Brown?

Radagast the Brown?

Just stick your ass in the sink and turn on the faucet. It's a West Virginia style bidet.

Just stick your ass in the sink and turn on the faucet. It's a West Virginia style bidet.

Whatever you do, do not ask about L.A. Reid's glasses!

Whatever you do, do not ask about L.A. Reid's glasses!

Charlie and the MacBook Sweatshop

Charlie and the MacBook Sweatshop

What are you talking about? SyFy would never show something with this sensible a plot.

What are you talking about? SyFy would never show something with this sensible a plot.

I'll wait for the ever-loving Cliff notes version.