At least he tapped into the modern proclivity of crimson kings to scream "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"  He nailed it.

I have used this method for years and it hasn't failed me yet.  Although I do have several children, so take that for what you will.

I have used this method for years and it hasn't failed me yet.  Although I do have several children, so take that for what you will.