Trayvon Martin was not shot by police, but by a neighborhood watch volunteer who had no authority to make an arrest, and who was instructed by the police NOT to follow Martin.

I was 15 when I started working as a barista in NJ. I think the papers were all in order, but I don't remember and I don't think I worried about it at the time.

The Great Eastern is one of my 10 favorite albums, and "Accused of Stealing" is probably the song I've listened to most since I started college.

That makes sense. What research is there to back that up?

By the time there's a 2 in the first digit of your age and another digit after it!

And she's also the namesake of Melba Toast, which is what she ate when she was on a diet. Peach Melba is what she ate when she was not on a diet.

My guess is they are comparing the odds that anyone will ever find evidence that Elvis is alive, to the odds of a golfer making a hole in one on a particular 3-par hole. That still seems kind of iffy, though.

But what happens after you climb up? "Ugh… I'm not sick, but I'm not well…"

Did you know that those dudes were so stoned, they had two drummers at the same time and didn't even notice?

They could introduce ALF as a villain.

So you sometimes yell "You're fucking this up," to your subordinates, and other times, you tell your boss "You could be nicer"?

There's about 30 instances in "Why Must I Be Sad?"

The same conceit is used in Spring Awakening, which come to think of it is a show that owes a lot to West Side Story

Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper. Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper. Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper. Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper.

Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper. Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper. Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper. Mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious whisper.

They have deathstars?

They have deathstars?

I don't think TV is becoming less influential. (However, individual shows probably are, since there is so much more choice now).

I don't think TV is becoming less influential. (However, individual shows probably are, since there is so much more choice now).

And yet…