Yup, I'm gonna keep watching and I'll keep reading if you keep recapping.

Dibs on Titania Silvousplait.

Maaan, now I'm on a Republica spiral that won't quit until I hit bottom.

First of all, #9 and #14.

I think quite a few, actually. I know that there's a solid Battlestar Galactica/ Pretty Little Liars cross audience.

I just can't bring myself to apply a letter grade to this episode. I don't even know what it was. On a scale from Celery to Diaper Rash, it's a Waffle Iron. The directing was sharp and exciting and the musical numbers were fun and wildly entertaining, but the plot was just rocket fueled nonsense. How is it that Mr.…

Honestly? You're right, the show barely seems to care about any of the new cast members. I mostly just like the actors and find that they have a really nice chemistry. I wish they were the leads on a different show that didn't have Glee baggage and expectations.

Alyssa is my surprise dark horse this season. I just giggle wildly whenever she's on camera. Most of all? I loved her "roast" of Santino. It was, like, just her bluntly explaining why he's awful.

Ah yeah, I forgot about their Fred and Ginger. Fair point.

Yeah, I'm down with Adam. He's, like, Glee's only current example of how a human person behaves. Also, he's dreamy.

Who knows, maybe it'll be about both.

No way Glee, you're not going to trick me into having fond memories of Tom Cruise. I was born in '84 so Top Gun means nothing to me. On that note, why should a group of modern teens care about Top Gun?

Or Janie's Got a Gun.

No. Nooooo. Don't do it, Glee. Please, don't do it. Please, please, please. No, no, no. NONONONONONONONONO. No.

Yeah, Detox's Ke$ha wasted a whole lot of potential because she can actually be pretty funny when given a chance.

Detox's Ke$ha was garbage and I hate her. I mean, I'd hate her even if it were actually funny but I guess we'll never have to worry about that.

Man, this episode was an absolute bullseye for me! I loved the ballet, I loved that the two most cannon fodder contestants were eliminated, and I loved that it completely reshuffled my ranking of the contestants. I have finally warmed up to Alaska and I'm learning to love Alyssa's bizarre lizard faces. Really, I think…

I really loved this episode because manic Glee is my favorite Glee. Whenever an episode is this manic only the good things tend to stick with me, so I left remembering Not Getting Married Today, Finn's "She loves me" scene, and the Cyrano stuff. I thought this was probably the best deployment of Sue in a long time. I…

This episode felt really long to me, but I thought it was a lot of fun when shit wasn't getting super weird. I enjoyed Blaine's "Don't Stop Me Now" way more than it deserved. I credit that the fact that "I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva" is my favorite lyric to sing ever. I can't help but love the song.

There's also the matter of Melissa Benoist's topless scene on Homeland.