Except this show has a Gossip Ghost who dispenses justice with marbles and chess pieces. I love it so much.

I hope, with all of my heart, that Clarissa starts trying to Single White Female Mary.

"Gossip Ghost here. If you roll me a marble, I'll tell you that the queen's a bitch. Xoxo"

I had the same reaction. City of Heroes was my MMO of choice since it launch, so any mention of it makes me sad. Still, it was a sweet gesture that makes me want to give this show another shot.

A Marianne Faithfull track once started playing while I was having sex. We had to take a short break from the action to regain our composure.

I'd also suggest the track "Neon Valley Street" if you're looking for a torchy ballad, or "Babopbyeya" if you're interested in nine minute long jazz epic.

So, … what if instead of Ali having a secret twin sister, Ezra has a secret twin brother? That way, Aria and Ezra can keep their special, ageless love and Anti-Ezra can be the evil text message goblin.

I like to think the special properties of the towns in the Pennsylvania Triangle can bleed over into one another. The whole doll hospital thing may have been an A ruse, but I still think that kid was magic. You don't get eyes like that by not being magic!

#PoorEzra

A Walkthrough for Bunheads would be such a delightful way to keep the show alive for just a little bit longer. I truly hope it happens.

That's not fair, she almost got poked that one time. Ow!

It can't be said enough how much I love how Lt. Tanner's presence in a scene makes Hannah just, like, throw all of her cards into the air and then vomit in her purse.

You're dumb and shallow and, essentially, meaningless.

"That foot is whistling a phone number, not a song!"

#GPOY

There have been some good points made this week about the awfulness of both Wren and Ezra. My current position is that they both should maybe be fired from a cannon into the sun.

I'm just going to hold my breath until Troian Bellisario and Julian Morris are on a show where they can be the best age-appropriate, completely consensual TV couple ever.

Every day is a new horror for one Emily Fields.

Nah, but his relationship with Melissa fell apart after he made a pass at Spencer. He's almost as ethically gross as Ezra, but he was at least not her teacher at the time.

The dreamiest teen fucker in Rosewood and someone's pawn. I suppose he could be a member of a newly formed C-Team.