Silent Hill: Revelations wasn't a good movie. Silent Hill: Revelations wasn't a scary movies. What it is, I think, is a flawed, but promising, extended pilot or "Previously On" of a CW series in the vein of Secret Circle or Teen Wolf.

I loved Pandora during her season, but I'll be damned if she didn't ruin this episode for me. She of all people should have some sense of "TV magic" so seeing her just collapse made this the least fun hour of TV I've watched this week. And I watched 666 Park Avenue.

I loved Pandora during her season, but I'll be damned if she didn't ruin this episode for me. She of all people should have some sense of "TV magic" so seeing her just collapse made this the least fun hour of TV I've watched this week. And I watched 666 Park Avenue.

Man, that episode was hard to watch. It actually bummed me out. Thank the baby Jesus for that funny M&M commercial.

Man, that episode was hard to watch. It actually bummed me out. Thank the baby Jesus for that funny M&M commercial.

Conman: I'M GOING TO SET YOUR BROTHER UP AND THEN TAKE YOUR BAR.
Jack: Damnit, beaten again.

Conman: I'M GOING TO SET YOUR BROTHER UP AND THEN TAKE YOUR BAR.
Jack: Damnit, beaten again.

Also, Gossip Girl's on. Maybe tonight that parasite that's been eating away at Blair's brain will finally finish her off.

Also, Gossip Girl's on. Maybe tonight that parasite that's been eating away at Blair's brain will finally finish her off.

I predict next week's episode will go down in history as "The Night the Lights Went Out in The Hamptons."

I predict next week's episode will go down in history as "The Night the Lights Went Out in The Hamptons."

I feel like the most avant-garde thing on that runway was Fabio's mumu and space princess tiara.

I feel like the most avant-garde thing on that runway was Fabio's mumu and space princess tiara.

I confess, I'm pretty excited about the Gossip Girl premiere. I'm hoping that they'll pull a Dollhouse and have the last episode take place in the future ruins of Manhattan.

I confess, I'm pretty excited about the Gossip Girl premiere. I'm hoping that they'll pull a Dollhouse and have the last episode take place in the future ruins of Manhattan.

Finn is in such an interesting position right now. Being dishonorably discharged from Army has to have been a major blow to him that deserves to be addressed from angles beyond, "How does this affect Finchel?"

Finn is in such an interesting position right now. Being dishonorably discharged from Army has to have been a major blow to him that deserves to be addressed from angles beyond, "How does this affect Finchel?"

I agree with all of this! I never thought Glee would be the kind of show that would allow its character to stop and have thoughtful and difficult conversations with one another. I'm so used to teen drama break-up scenes where people yell at each other a lot but utterly fail at communicating that I was caught off guard…

I agree with all of this! I never thought Glee would be the kind of show that would allow its character to stop and have thoughtful and difficult conversations with one another. I'm so used to teen drama break-up scenes where people yell at each other a lot but utterly fail at communicating that I was caught off guard…

"Unique wants to do Hedwig!"