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morrissey is a twat

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There was only one christian, and he died on the cross - H. L. Mencken

two words
Sinbad and Rob Thomas on Always Sunny.
"I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker."

I didn't read through this whole comments section, but in case no one else mentioned it, Blind Faith's "Do What You Like" is a fairly glaring omission.

Why the fuck
do I have to sign up for something just to hear the samples? Git rid of that player please.

a simple joke, but why I keep coming back
"They hired a trio of actresses (or, more accurately, two actresses and Tara Reid) "

I don't know Mike D'Angelo or his family, but from the impression I get of him based on this article, I find it entirely plausible that his parents' divorce was his fault. Most parents would blame one another for their child being such a douche, and it would inevitably tear the very fabric of their family apart.

not to mention reality, Clam.

What did you all think
of Reach the Rock.

Zack Handlen
you are the shit

I was seriously considering killing Brendan Benson when he opened for the Stripes at the Troc in Philly a bunch of years ago… then Jack and Meg came out and played a wholly uninspired 25 minute set and then walked off stage, came back and did a one song encore, and called it quits. Second worst show I've ever seen in…

MIA in Jersey
I know they still make them, but I can't find Pudding Pops anywhere. I think Popsicle licensed them from Jello, but I haven't seen a box in years.

People who don't like Point Break are enemies of fun, plain and simple. All you cinema fans can go fuck yourselves, I like movies.

c'mon. tell the truth.
the only reason you did this at all was so you could use the line: " That's life: You save yourself for Keanu Reeves, and end up losing your virginity to Arnold from Happy Days."

but…but…but…
stealth had Jessica Biel in a bikini

weepers
Mr. Holland's Opus (twice!)
Rudy
Armageddon (Fugking Affleck)
Brian's Song
Field of Dreams (hey dad, wanna have a catch?)
The Family Stone
Remember the Titans
With Honors (damn you Brendan Fraiser!)

Hey, it's our friend Roy Boy!
I just thought it was funny how all the major American characters were played by Canadians and vice versa.

Props where props are due.
Nathan, I feel that sometimes we readers don't appreciate some of the excellent bits of writing you all provide for us because we get caught up so much in the subjects of the articles that we neglect the craft you put into them.