I used to work with a guy who kept a pin-up of a woman in his locker. He once said to me: "I would eat the shit out of her asshole!"

Thanks to this article and the comments section I got to experience two new pieces of ear-poison today.

So you're saying this turd is a floater?

No kidding.

I quite like John Snow. He's interesting because he's the only person still alive that lives up to his father's ideals (well, Brienne too, which is why she's great), and that is probably the hardest thing to do in all of Westeros - be selfless, honorable and survive. Ned Stark lives on through him. I think the…

I thoroughly enjoyed Edge of Tomorrow, more so than any blockbuster I've seen this season. I was let down by the climax though; not sure what I was specifically expecting, but I was generally expecting something grander. I don't want to spoil anything, but there seemed to be some sort of missing pay-off for some of…

Not nearly enough of these reviews begin with "Well. Holy shit…"

Clearly the hands are just an extension of the male power fantasy. I have this power fantasy that I'm a super-hero with a giant cock and therefore I clearly need a super-heroine with giant hands to give me HJs. Ms. Marvel was only designed to be a giant-cock HJ given' slut for all basement dwelling virgin misogynists…

Well, now I can't stop thinking about this. I think showing Tyrion mercy would be a tough sell to loyal subjects if he was just a cold, calculated assassin, especially if it is his father handing out the sentencing. I actually think her testimony was designed to make Tyrion seem extremely pitiful and pathetic - nobody…

I can get behind that opinion. Particularly because Varys has pissed me off greatly twice now: with Ned and Tyrion. I always felt he had the power to aid both men in their darkest hours but didn't because of either cowardice or whatever his plans are for Westeros and, due to his inaction, Westeros is now worse off,…

Didn't say it was better, just that I was less angry. Mostly because of the implied remorse by Varys. Varys still dropped several notches in my book. His ideals are clearly misguided - i.e. "I'm sorry I'm sending this good man to die, again, but it's for the greater good (and I'm somewhat of a coward)!", but it…

Honestly, I was equally angry at Varys as well, but that anger cooled a bit when his response to Tyrion's one question indicated both that:

Counterpoint: I don't listen to top 40 music - I know the artists, only because the media can't stop talking about the biggest, but I don't know most of their songs. My only exposure is hearing brief snippets in stores/restaurants or advertisements and most of it is drek, which does not compel me to actively listen to…

I fucking love cotton candy, but sauté some mushrooms and they win every time.

I think so too…at least I did for a while, then I didn't. Now, I do again.

There was so much craziness going on, I have no idea what actually happened.

I think Carl yelled at them for naming the zombies and effectively viewing them as pets.

My assumption is, if they had the awareness to get armed, they had the awareness to keep the baby safe.

I think it's familiarity with established characters or personalities doing something that completely circumvents what you'd expect those characters or personalities to actually do.

Case in point…strangely found by following a link in another "Great Job Internet Article" posted today.