Riseborough is as bewitching in Oblivion as Jodie Foster is unfathomably bad in Elysium.

"Flame on, asshole!"

And the further flashback adventures of Ray Holt…Disco Detective wouldn't be any crime.

Not setting the whole thing in OneGasPump, NM is a massive improvement.

And Lawrence "The Last American Virgin" Monoson getting stabbed to death in front of a 16mm projection of pre-Talkie porn.  Wholesome thrills.

And Lawrence "The Last American Virgin" Monoson getting stabbed to death in front of a 16mm projection of pre-Talkie porn.  Wholesome thrills.

In the background of Caroline's-hair-stuck-in-door scene…
Caroline's friend: I'm sorry, I don't do that!
Gertz girl: Yes you do.
For some reason, my favorite exchange in the movie.  JG's reading of that line gets me every time.

In the background of Caroline's-hair-stuck-in-door scene…
Caroline's friend: I'm sorry, I don't do that!
Gertz girl: Yes you do.
For some reason, my favorite exchange in the movie.  JG's reading of that line gets me every time.

You don't even know Spike Lee.  He liked The Crying Game.

Nobody anywhere thinks Match Point is the worst movie possible to describe the star of Michael Bay's The Island.