I love this game so, so much.
Best price/entertainment ratio out there at the moment. Plus, whenever the level transition screen with Splosion Man's head and the spinning background pops up, it scares the LIVING SHIT out of my cat. It's like his own personal acid flashback. I'd have spent the points just for that…

No.

Goddammit, O'Neal
Second paragraph. It's "hoard", not "horde". I swear that these things have gone downhill ever since Michael Jackson died.

Haden - RE: The Comedian - I have friends who really liked The Comedian as an anti-hero in spite of his rapey-ness and shooting of pregnant women, so the cigarette thing doesn't sound too farfetched.

Doddu pioches??? ZREEEEEEFFFFH!!!

ZMF's got a point. I'd go just for GWAR alone, and the white-trashyness of the crowd guarantees something relatively interesting. There was an article in (apologies in advance) Vice Magazine about a Gathering that was pretty interesting, plus there were tits.

LAST?
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mrs. Slocombe, I'd tell you to kill yourself but it's obviously a little too late.

Yeah, I don't understand the hate for this band since they basically came out of left field and blew me away a few months ago. I wish I had known about them after my last breakup, because they'd have been a pretty decent balm for the stage I was going through at that point - finding my way as a freshly-single guy in…

RE: Jackson's Hands
I work at a county medical facility, and we got a call from a guy who wanted to get access to the body so that he could make a cast of MJ's hand. He mentioned something about donating it to a charity, etc.

*takes a deep breath*
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Completely childish, but:
I laughed hard at the characterization of elves as poncey tree-hugging douchebags in this. I might just pick this fucker up, especially if IGN gave it a bad rating (considering that they gave Prototype a crappy rating, which is bizarre).

Waltz with Bashir
Rent/buy this immediately. I saw it in the theater and when it was all said and done, everyone walked out of it completely shellshocked and quiet. Great, great film.

Lewis Carroll had a thing for Chuck Liddell.

This game rules.
-Yes, it's basically a bloody version of The Incredible Malnourished Hulk.
-Yes, it's dumb. You can leap from a twenty-story building, transform into your previously-consumed soldier disguise, and land smack-dab in the middle of a packed military base with a powerful, asphalt-shattering "BOOM" and the…

What Nabin said. Rapaport is aces in this.

Nah, it's cool. He'd somehow manage to turn on the computer, aim the remote at it, yell at it after ten seconds, unplug it, and go get a beer.

Not good enough, Xenu. You should have closed this one out with a hearty "ZRRRRREEEFFFHHHH!"

I'd post this on Facebook, but I have this irrational fear that my stepdad would somehow figure out how to use a computer, see that I posted a screed mocking this abortion, and talk to my mom about disowning me again like they almost did after I decried the invasion of Iraq post-9/11. Oh, silly family!

WOO.
Gonna go see this and Bronson tomorrow night at the LA Film Fest. Can't wait!