ElDan, you glorious bastard.

She sells life? What?

I'm going to add my voice to the choir on the awesomeness of "What Is The What?" Just a fantastic, gripping read. And fuck the Eggers haters. I refuse to even try to understand why a guy like this gets so much vitriol when some hacky shitbag like Dan Brown generally seems to slide through unscathed.

And yet you still show a massive lack of understanding of true depression/schizophrenia/chemical imbalances.

Solid album, solid band…
But I can only really listen to this one once or twice a week, as opposed to most of the other stuff on my mp3 player…it's almost like their sound is too saccharine. I still like it a lot, though.

So tired of product placement.

She's got talent, and I'd love for her to clean up her act, but that prospect looks more and more dim with every passing paparazzi shot.

Same, I was wondering what Doug Jones was talking about on Facebook until I read this.

@ TheQuirk:

When I saw that foot chase scene in the theater, I kept thinking 'This almost strikes me as a throwback to Cowboy Bebop.'

Goddammit, Penguin, you hit the nail on the head.

Yeah. It would have rocked harder if I didn't keep getting rubbed up on by some fat acne-riddled punker in a Suicidal Tendencies jacket who ended up trying to grope the two girls in front of me. I felt so used.

Why didn't I punch you a few weeks ago when I saw you chilling Jabba-style and smoking in front of Laser Blazer off Pico?

These guys still kill live.
I caught them at Club Nokia last year with Cracker and X on the same bill. I initially went just to see X, but the Dolls blew the ass out of that place. So good.

O'Neal, you beautiful sonofabitch.
Your hate fuels my hate.

Coy pond?
Can you blame it? It's on live television, like, ALL THE TIME.

I had the same thing at the Arclight Sherman Oaks, Yummsh. It was hilarious. The usher who introduced the movie did their obligatory "turn off your goddamn phones and electronic devices" bit, and one guy yelled "DON'T FORGET YOUR VIBRATORS" and was stared down by several angry parents. Then they introduced the actual…

*Vereen breaks into song*
"I'm Ben Vereen, I'm Ben Vereen, I'm the jauntiest hobo you've ever seen…"

Yeah, that's it, I'm English!

Dammit, Riff.