SOMEONE THROW ME AT A MOVING VEHICLE, PLEASE. THANK YOU.

"Elicit", goddamn it. Come on, people.

"Elicit", goddamn it.

RE: Wolverine
Fuck that movie.

Wait, they're not referring to Death From Above 1979.

Hey, casting douchebags.
DFA broke up a long time ago, so you should probably fix that.

No, I'm actually only interested in Matthew McC. I'm merely using women as my stepping stones to find my way to the precipice of "Bag O' Dicks Mountain".

Ugh.
My girlfriend is dying to see this. On one hand, at least it's not "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past". On the other hand, maybe I should talk her into seeing that to avoid this shitfest.

Yeah, and they were cunts for twittering on their phones during a movie.

This entire thread makes me happy to be alive.

What about Maria Bamford?

I'd fight you for her, PW, but she'd probably stab me before you did.

Posehn was pretty awesome, too. The bit with him getting standoffish with his dog over licking his wife's no-no-area was amusing.

*sighs, draws hearts in his notebook*
She could obsess over me any day.

"What's wrong with wanting to smell like an Axe?"

That was actually supposed to be directed at Pedro, but I suck at reloading pages.

Burl is great. I remember his outrage about a movie once and it was the most enthusiastic, harmless outrage ever.

The Room was so awesome. It's like a film written by and starring space aliens.

What?

What Captain Giggles said, Cripes. Check yourself. Once was good. Crash was awful.