No, but very, very close. Our county only had that ranking for a couple of years, I believe.

Where Snoop hot-boxes a litter of Shiba Inu puppies who proceed to lose their minds on dust and maul him to death.

Because Amelie has the frequency thing down. This guy saves all his bile for Fridays.

Clowns. Fucking clowns. Fuck clowns. I lived in bumfuck East Texas right in the middle of the Big Thicket and watched way too many horror movies as a kid, and instead of being absolutely terrified of woodland monsters or hillbillies or methheads or the neighbors or the Ku Klux Klan (apparently my home county had the…

Steffs wins, but…god DAMN you, Spielberg. Stop him from screaming. I feel like Anthony Hopkins should be leering at me, purring "WELL, JACOB, HAS THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL STOPPED SCREAMING?"

"Tasted like Apple Dicks! Uh, Jacks. Jacks." - Cheeseburger In Hell

How about Costner in 3000 Miles to Graceland?

The SMB/Zelda cereal was so terrible. I would eat anything as a kid (I WAS A FAT KID GROWING UP, OKAY, HENCE THE RAMPANT HOSTILITY AND SNARK THAT I NEVER GREW OUT OF) , but I remember buying it once because I loved the video games. After a few bites, I wanted to write Nintendo a letter consisting of the words: "FUCK…

Huh. According to IMDB this was already released. Weird.

Apparently Tommy Lee Jones is set to play Robicheaux in "In The Electric Mist". That should be…interesting.

Rhames would have been way better, but Fishburne was still pretty intimidating.

Gah. Could I have used the word "pretty" any more there? I need caffeine.

Absolutely not "classic" - fairly recent, actually…
But Don Winslow's "The Dawn Patrol" was pretty fantastic. I just finished it a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed it enough to check out more of his stuff once I get a chance to break away to The Mystery Bookstore. It's a pretty amusing turn on the PD novel and Winslow…

Mosley's fantastic, and Devil in a Blue Dress is sorely underrated.

Yeah, sounds like O'Connor. Have some Gatorade.

Love Criminal. The editorial penned by Patton Oswalt in one of the issues is one of my favorite things Oswalt's ever done, period. And I love me some Patton.

Seconding the Vachss love - I was just getting into hardboiled fiction when I read "Flood", and it blew me away. I immediately got my hands on everything else he had done (even though I haven't finished all of them yet). He can get a bit ham-handed and somewhat gimmicky at points with descriptions, emphasis on blues…

I'd chase Kim Kardashian around the bedroom a while.

You guys have no idea how much you're going to like this.

Conclusion: ricin beans is actually MBS Fan.