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What Shaggydog said. And, yes, Bullitt.

After finishing Death Proof, I had the biggest crush on her.

Yeah, you don't want to burn your hands. Also, I have a bizarre love/hate relationship with Bocephus. Sometimes he hits the mark and hits it well, and other times I just want to hit him with a truck.

What Ricin Beans said re: George Jones. Massively underrated guy.

I laughed out loud when I got to that part in his autobiography. Sorry, Johnny.

Somafm.com, click "Boot Liquor Radio". You're welcome.

Turn on the subs and turn off the dub for LTROI, people. Just a friendly reminder.

Failed fausties?

Mr. Blog must not hate dogs THAT much if he's blowing the shit out of my dog.

The Flockmen features a rape scene between Fang and The Gasman.

This thread is glorious.

Guilty pleasure: Pinguinos. I used to buy those off of the taco truck in the neighborhood along with two asada and two al pastor tacos, throw the Pinguinos in the freezer (because a) it tells you to on the package, and b) there's a penguin on the package, so if you're a dumb guero you can at least assume that you need…

Also we have drugs courtesy of Prison Wine.

I like my sex like I like my chocolate: purchased from the Bengali guy who manages the 7-11 two blocks up the street.

Louis Canon, I want to get baked with you.

@ Straight Razor

Elrond, you know I hate to do this to ya, but…bend over.

He/she is Slovak, so he/she is probably totally blasted to the gills on vodka.