I'll bet she drives like shit and eats them Fling bars, too.

I would eat the fuck out of a dead baby gingerdead house.

Failed fifthsies, JVS…you gotta die in a cake fire. Sorry, bub.

And the VMA's were pretty unremarkable, save for my lone right-wing co-worker exploding with rage over him the very next day because he dissed Bush and told people that we needed to elect Obama. She was pursing her lips so hard I thought her face was going to crinkle up like a sun-scorched anus.

You'll do no such thing, Venkman. The new avatar is hardcore.

Rockford.

13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo: Where Shaggy gets his back snapped in half by a ghost.

Eef! The Cat

Neophyte, you've embarrassed everyone. Especially your father.

Disgruntled Goat: They were only referring to the show. It's okay.

Great idea, Felix.

Noel BITCHASS Murphy, Arsenio, lest ye forget. Are you TRYING to bring forth the wrath of ZMF?

Sadness. How else am I going to keep up with all of mbs's frantic OCD posts on every single discussion thread on every single article? This is bullshit, AVClub. BULLSHIT.

I doubt anyone's still reading at this point, but what the hey - the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three is now available on Hulu.

@ The Quiet Boy - Fuck you, I'm not OLDER.

It'll be cool when they release their end-of-the-year re-cap as the Syfy List.

Bile and rancor pit.

Elrond's lonely, X-Ray, and your street value is: one carton of Parliament Lights.

Not-fred's back on the horse, alright…can we get a Mr. Hands redux for this guy?

This game.
It still looks dope. I'd have bought it already if my FUCKING WII WASN'T BRICKED.