That's kind of amazing. MONKEY CRISTO!

He oughta be hit with ANOTHER booster seat.

*hangs himself in the server room*

Winning tickets to U2?
First prize: Two tickets to see U2 live.
Second prize: Four tickets to see U2 live.

Sitar Hero, however, is a great game.

The Streets. God, I hate that guy.

Rain Dogs and Heartattack and Vine, no question.

Willa Catheter. I hate that book.

Willa Catheter. I hate that book.

Mexican't was hilarious. My Honduran friends used that shit on each other for weeks after that (which doesn't make sense seeing as how they're Honduran, but whatevs), and OUATIM is definitely one of my guilty pleasure movies. It's not great by any means, but it's good, dumb fun from Rodriguez.

what the hell are you people doing

Holy shit, you had to read Grisham. I can't wrap my brain around that.

Can we forget the snegro-ing and talk more about how much joannemullen sucks as a human being?

Hapless Flunky, you amazing bastard.

Conspiracy Theories
Five bucks says he strangled it to death so that he'd have a nice heart-wrenching speech to celebrate his Oscar win.

Hey Decider NYC:
You should hire mbs to write for your site.

And then Conan The Barbarian died of liver failure.

Haha, amazing. And BORN AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER is classic. I almost want to register that as a username.

They should have totally had a Failure Planeteer.

Pantalones, it's in the Charmin Dingleberry Bears Hater article that I'm too lazy to look up.