'Bitter Peace' by Slayer, followed by The Everly Brothers' 'All I Have To Do Is Dream'.

*plays Otis Redding*

What Miller said re: The Spy. Jesus, I don't understand why I liked The Doors so much in my teen years.

Willie Nelson got so high once, he ate a LOT of food!

Hyperbole is worse than crib death.

Asa, if I get canned it's totally your fault.

The firstie that scotteb linked is great, but ZMF on Wheel of Fortune further down in the comments is glorious.

YES
Thank you, AVClub. And I'm seriously overjoyed to see all the love for The Thermals. Good taste, people.

You mean he looks like he needs to get hit with a rake.

lol hay wanna date?

God damn it, AVClub.
I just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday, and I come here and see this and am overwhelmed with the urge to watch both Annie Hall and ESOTSM, which I am going to do tonight.

Cmndr_X had the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet last night.

But Yummsh is correct. Seinfeld is worse than crib death.

I'd offer Elizabeth Banks a sizable stimulus paaaahhhh fuck it I'll be outside smoking.

Bring me five of them…them….RealDolls.

1750 calories? Jesus Christ. That's close to what I have by midday.

Man, y'all need to stop wasting bud.

You were truly missed, Date Rapist.

Grace?
Noel Bitchass Murphy!

I just got a call from my stepdad this morning telling me that my grandmother's going to die from bleeding on the brain, but somehow this entire thread is the single thing so far today that manages to simultaneously piss me off, depress me, and compel me to stab everyone on this website.