In my favorite alternate universe, The Beatles spent their formative years in Berlin while Bowie recorded his most decadent, drug-addled work in Hamburg.

Funnily (a funny word, huh?), that song wasn't featured in the doc.

I thought Elton's monologue was better than most guest hosts. He had presence and energy even if the jokes weren't anything special (oh yeah, he's gay).

"Hooty McBoob says: It's possible to play an awkward character without playing the character awkwardly. Ariel Kelly was just awkward."

Tracee crying while blowing the cop was particularly odious. The poor girl had no one on her side.

Anything by AC/DC. Lots of stuff by Aerosmith. Nothing by the Beatles.

Woulda been better if they cut to Dale running out by himself yelling "Fuck that!"

Archie had mellowed considerably, particularly on "Archie Bunker's Place." By then, he was genuinely affectionate toward blacks, jews, hispanics, etc. Is it a coincidence "Archie Bunker's Place" sucked?

Lennon:
"I don't have any romanticism about any part of my past. I think of it only inasmuch as it gave me pleasure or helped me grow psychologically. That is the only thing that interests me about yesterday. I don't believe in yesterday, by the way. You know I don't believe in yesterday. I am only interested in what I…

Dare I Say It?
Glacial pace? Overt symbolism? Poorly shaped characters with rarely a spark between them?

My apologies. You're obviously an aficionado, "Captain Poop."

The shot of Sally lying on the bed was kinda weird. I wasn't exactly embarrassed but it did make me feel uneasy.

Let's be honest, it's boring as hell
I know this show really does suck when the reviewer, desperate for stray observations, cites a shot of a glass of seltzer. That's entertainment!

Sterling Geld, I noticed the same thing about the censored closed captions. Can't the hearing impaired handle dirty words?

Great supporting cast!
Mr. Fields! Hillary Brooke! Mike the Cop! Mr. Bacciagalupe! Bingo the Chimp!

Poor Walt
I love how his misdeeds continue to hurt/harm him albeit in a circuitous fashion. Like getting pepper sprayed — It never would have happened if Walt didn't let Jane die, which caused her air traffic controller such grief that he crashed the planes that rained down on Casa de Blanca that smashed his…