Yes, but…
Are there songs to love here? Roscoe and We Gathered In Spring are the #1 & #2 most played in my iTunes library. I haven't played songs over and over like that since, I don't know, Minor Threat?

Donald Westlake's dead. You can stop saying Richard Stark now.

No one in "entertainment"office jobs starts at 9am. Hence, the pizzas.

Tired wrist and greasy fist
erotic sister scenes
Bitter, unreal; too worn out to feel
Resisting, grasping and never lasting

She's got a distended belly like a starvation victim.

Silverlake and Echo Park disagree, Ellie. (shudder)

PJF
My 12-year-old self is saddened by this news. I wonder who he's hanging out with now in Riverworld. My guess: it'd be Picasso, Lincoln and Jules Verne for him. Mine would be very different.

D?
I've never watched that Project Runaways show, but the photo looks a lot like D. Boon gone d-bag.

…to get into these bands holes?

Whether or not someone is a fucking babe is fucking subjective, Elitist Trash.

10 p.m. HUNG — Ray's work as a gigolo is exposed during a field trip to a cheerleading convention. Principal Margraves finally warms to Ray after seeing him in the shower. Maura Tierney guest stars.

What are your reasons for saying no, if I might ask?

Yes! But my right index finger is now a bloody stump from all the fruitless browser updating, so thanks for that, Onstad.

What?

Scratch n' sniff
The day Apple invents an iPod that can emit the scent of dusty record sleeves is the true last day of the record industry.

I'd like to propose…
a '360' arrangement between Buzz Marketing and my middle finger.

Hunter S. Blossom
I learned about 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' and Hunter Thompson via an episode of Blossom. That's the only thing I do remember about the show, but I'll always be thankful for that.

It's IES!
I say the ultimate Taste Test would be to pickle IES Dave Chang and wash him down with YooHoo.

Spinoff?
Damn, I was hoping for 'Joanie Loves Andy'.

Eddie, baby!
Jenna Fischer as Edina? I'm so there!