Tecmo Super Bowl. Throwing a ball 120 yards through the air for a touchdown with Warren Moon. Piling up 20 sacks in a game with Lawrence Taylor. Breaking dozens of tackles a play with Christian Okoye. Literally running circles around the defense with Bo Jackson. Rushing and throwing for 300 yards in a single game…

Those Who Trespass
Bill O'Reilly's experience writing novels clearly qualifies him to write TV finales.

Hey, Vince Neil played receiver during his month in prison much more than Tommy ever did….

The Next Step
I'm not a techno-phile or a futurist (although the latter would mean that I'd make laughably wrong predictions about flying cars and dehydrated food), but I'll offer up a guess as to the next phase in music enjoyment.

In college I was completely awestruck by the Pixies and listened to the albums all the time — refusing to acknowledge any weakness or filler. However, as my Pixies-fanboy phase subsided it's something where every now and then I'll listen to the entirety of Surfer Rosa and occasionally Come On Pilgrim. However,…

It's Been a Long Night
and I fucking hate the Eagles, man.

I Know Her
What does it say when you're biggest claim to fame is that Robert DeNiro bit your face off in Cape Fear?