Self-love is self-love, no matter how you do it.

Self-love is self-love, no matter how you do it.

Yeah, they're typically out of shape. The reason why they weren't in this episode was the month of no sex/jacking off obviously caused them to start working out as a way to distract themselves.

Yeah, they're typically out of shape. The reason why they weren't in this episode was the month of no sex/jacking off obviously caused them to start working out as a way to distract themselves.

I recall the term 'cooties' being used by Pope every once and while.

I recall the term 'cooties' being used by Pope every once and while.

Maybe the aliens were smart enough to stay out of Afghanistan.

Maybe the aliens were smart enough to stay out of Afghanistan.

I'm all for being confident and all that crap, but she really should keep her shirt on. I don't want to sound misogynist, but she has mournful tits.

I'm all for being confident and all that crap, but she really should keep her shirt on. I don't want to sound misogynist, but she has mournful tits.

Since Wilson tends to always play emasculated men, maybe she browbeats him into loving her on the show.

Since Wilson tends to always play emasculated men, maybe she browbeats him into loving her on the show.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus  Not only that, but a pale old dude that was probably from Atlantis.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus  Not only that, but a pale old dude that was probably from Atlantis.

Apparently since Mars Needs Moms bombed, Disney was reluctant to have another movie with Mars in the title, so John Carter of Mars was a no go, and calling it A Princess of Mars wasn't going to bring in the regular jack-offs. The title for this movie was a no win situation.

Apparently since Mars Needs Moms bombed, Disney was reluctant to have another movie with Mars in the title, so John Carter of Mars was a no go, and calling it A Princess of Mars wasn't going to bring in the regular jack-offs. The title for this movie was a no win situation.

They're self absorbed, but more interesting than the characters on Girls.

They're self absorbed, but more interesting than the characters on Girls.

The thing with Girls, the characters aren't that interesting.  You can make your characters horrible assholes, but they need to be interesting.

The thing with Girls, the characters aren't that interesting.  You can make your characters horrible assholes, but they need to be interesting.