This episode was awesome in so many ways. If the premier is any indication, this season will be much better than last year's snoozefest.

I don't see how Rocker is a "goat" at this point in the game. Because the other team bitched at him in an obnoxious and unsportsmanlike manner? He would have eventually proven to be a challenge beast and he seemed friendly and helpful around camp. I guess he's a goat based on dumb comments he made like 20 years ago…

No one can honestly think that a complete zero like Baylor is a better asset in challenges than John. The only time she was good in a challenge is when she cried to guilt her mom into essentially giving up. She seems immature and useless in all other respects.

So your tribe has lost every challenge. What better solution than to vote out by far your strongest competitor because the other tribe told you to. Maybe stop to question why the opposing tribe wants your best competitor out so badly.

That picture actually perfectly captures what the show is.

Lucky Louie was perhaps the worst show ever to air on premium cable. It was in no way "the shit." Not. At. All. It was in fact, painfully bad and difficult to watch, as was the pilot for Mulaney. The reason Louie is awesome where Lucky Louie sucked ass, is simply the stilted limitations of a multi-camera sitcom. A lot…

Having only seen the pilot this seems much more similar to Seinfeld than 30 Rock. There is not much 30 Rock about this at all. No rapid-fire punchlines and frantic pace. Lots of scenes with people inexplicably all hanging out in an apartment talking about inconsequential things in their lives.

Completely disconnected review. One of the best episodes of the last few years, and much better than last week, yet it garners a C+??? False. This was an A-.

Tusk: Not bad enough to be good.

Both Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly sucked hardcore. I can hardly imagine two more boring and pointless films. The bad memories of those two films are making it really difficult for me to commit to seeing Boyhood, despite the good reviews.

Hopefully it was nothing like The Host, which is one of the single worst movies I've ever been tricked into watching.

Too bad Andy Greenwald dropped a few spoilers in that article with no warning. Between that and his ridiculous Emmy-snub article, it hasn't been a good week for Greenwald.

No way. This year belongs to McConaughey.

Wow, what a bunch of terrible choices. How about making a choice without purposely trying to be obscure in a hipsterish cry for attention?

This show is a painfully boring, trainwrecked piece of shit. I can't believe I still tune in every week. It's starting to make late-seasons Dexter look like a masterpiece.

How the necessity of an accent while playing a South American hairdresser confusing to this reviewer?

As long as American Hustle wins nothing I will be happy. Unbelievably bad film.

At least ten of these are bullshit picks.

Hahaha. Fall Out Boy! What!?!?!?!

I guess this list praises the more boring/depressing side of cinema. It's difficult to conceive how Frances Ha and Before Midnight are better films than Gravity, which somehow doesn't even make the list, or Mud (also criminally left off).