Yeah I cried a fucking river over that. Poor mistreated actress being absolutely "exploited" into doing nudity on a Showtime show. What is this mixed up world coming to?

Yeah that's because wannabe-pretentious asshats bend over backward congratulating each other on how much they liked it and "understood" it, despite the fact that to a discerning viewer it was a bunch of bullshit with a mildly impressive CGI monster.

"adaptation of The Host (no relation to the Korean horror film)"

That movie was the FUCKING WORST. As in, decidedly not awesome. A goofy, uneven, pointless piece of shit that has been overrated by wannabe-pretentious American film viewers ever since its release. The film was so fucking stupid and nonsensical that I was actually insulted by the positive buzz that led me to watch it.

There's no show without Probst.

I thought it was pretty ironic when he criticized Christina for, among other things, her voice. Uhh, dude, have you heard yourself talk? Pretty much the most annoying voice ever.

I have a hard time believing that she is qualified for any job besides stripper or cheap hooker.

I was hoping they would both trip into the fire and burn alive, but I settled for Colton getting appendicitis and Alicia looking like a complete dumb bitch who overplayed her hand. I can't believe parents of special ed students would allow that horrible person around their children.

Not as blatant as the appendicitis comments, but Kat's surprising lack of intelligence was on display earlier in the episode when the tribe got tree mail referencing children's games you might play in the back yard. The tribe began brainstorming children's games you might play in the backyard and she suggested,…

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Jonas is a stupid pussy. He is incapable of making any moves other than ceding power to other players. In short: he sucks.

Jonas is one of the dumbest contestants I've seen on the show. In a way he's dumber than Tarzan because he doesn't have the excuse of being super old and having clearly done a lot of drugs in his youth. You don't make decisions based on getting past one more vote at this stage of the game. That strategy is only valid…

I would pay money to watch Colton actually drowned.

Buterface maybe, but her butt, that's something to admire.

I don't think any of the male competitors are intelligent enough to think that far ahead.

It's funny how so many republicans who don't believe in handouts have been handed everything they have on a fucking silver platter from their rich parents.

Alicia is a bitch, but she's definitely eye candy. Much more so than that beanpole bridal shop lady.

I'm ashamed Colton is human.

Who the fuck was the "black faced midget"? Also, fuck you too.

I think phodreaw is talking about Tess and the gang, not the tribesmen.