As soon as I heard Once Upon a Time compared to Pushing Daisies I knew it would be way too corny and schlocky for me to stand. I'm hoping this will develop into a darker, more interesting show. I thought the pilot was fine. I really like the visual style, with striking greens and reds contrasting a dark, dreary…

Yeah, at first I thought he was looking ahead to see what the next planned kills were, with the idea that it might help him catch Travis and/or Gellar.

In this episode, Geller did have a mug at the table when they were scoping out the sluts at the pier. There were two mugs, one for Travis and one for Geller, for what it's worth. And, while it did appear that Travis popped the trunk before getting out, it also appeared that when he carried the body to the trunk,…

How does CBS do so well with 18-49 viewers? I always thought of it as a network for really old people. A bunch of stupid procedurals and lame, three-camera, laugh-track comedies. 18-49 year olds must be much dumber/duller than I thought.

Was anyone else bothered by how gigantic her ears were?

I'd love to see the merge postponed, then Cochran using the idol to save himself before Ozzy has a chance to get it back.

I'm hoping that they shed some characters by leaving them behind to live on the farm. Namely, the Mom and (if they find her) the daughter.

He was really good in that role. Just heartless and creepy.

I think the fantasy references have actually been a little better this season. In the first season they would throw out completely ridiculous names and lineup scenarios, now, even though they are limited by filming in advance, they are at least mentioning some viable fantasy players now and again.

Both Amanda and Fergie epitomize butterface. Also, Amanda is not in the top 20 hottest women on Survivor.

Stacey's butchery of colloquialisms was mildly funny in an incredibly sad way. Glad to see her go. After all, the rest of her tribe was "all cahoots" against her.

The X-Factor? Shut your face.

Yeah, ratings are a great way to measure quality, right? This show was decent. Definitely better than what we've seen of The New Girl and even Up All Night. As for Two Broke Girls and Whitney, I wouldn't watch either if you paid me.

I thought the first half of Terra Nova was cool, with the bleak sci-fi future, but it has amped up the lame since then. It needs to be creepier and more mysterious, not campy and feel-goody.

I'm pretty happy Stacey lost that challenge last night and was voted off. She wasn't even holding the weight, just letting it rest on her gargantuan ass. Weak sauce.

If this is a C- you might as well just quit reviewing the show. I mean, come on. There were more laughs in this episode than you find in five normal episodes of SNL. The sketches were weirder (always a good thing) and the host was impressively committed. So long as you fast-forwarded through the ridiculously bad…

I thought a C+ was generous, given that there were no really funny jokes or gags in this episode and the series lost probably its funniest character and replaced him with a steaming pile of boring.

Halfway through this episode I finalized my conclusion that this show sucks, turned off the episode, and deleted the series from my DVR. I suggest you all do the same.

Little Hantz is a disgusting, shifty-eyed redneck perve. Anyone who tattoos their own name on their body is trashy, but to do it twice, along with a "loco" neck tattoo is utterly pathetic.

The white wire is going a bit too far. The Wire owns BB by a longshot. Not only was it deeper, but it also managed to be about 100x more exciting on average.