I don't think I fault Probst in this situation, although I do think he was ill-informed without actually witnessing how crazy Phil was acting in reality. I think he was attempting to placate Phil so that he would not flip out. All season, Probst and other have had to tip-toe around Phil and pretend that they're…

I too have never had risotto. Other things I've never had that are cooked all the time on Top Chef: ceviche, cous cous, pea puree, gnocchi.

Or the huge Kardashian chick.

What about Chyna or Brooke Hogan? Except, I mean, versions of those two who could actually act.

I think this theory has merit (Sterling posing as Rosie in the video), but it doesn't seem to jibe with the conversation Sterling had with Chris when Rosie was still "missing." She asked if Rosie had gone with Jasper after the dance and Chris told her that Jasper had scored some E, so yeah, they probably did hook up…

Snooze
The Borgias? More like The Boringias. Amiright?

But, Fransequa and Ahn-dray-ah really stick with you, and if he makes it to the merge, there are more names he could flub.

I think Phillip's mangled name pronunciations are funnier.

Ralph's spelling vs. Phillip's pronunciation
Who you got?

Fine, but as annoying as Naonka was, we were at least able to love to hate her. Her outlandish and classless behavior was entertaining at times. Sarita's existence on the show was utterly pointless. And she was super annoying to boot.

Ralph
Fuck you, Ralph. You know a group of people who think they are better than everyone else even more so than attorneys? Fucking FARMERS. I wonder how much welfare your farm gets from the government?

Sarita is one of the most annoying and irredeemable bitches this show has ever seen. I was sure they were going to make another retarded decision and get rid of David, their smartest player by leaps and bounds, and the MVP of this week's challenge (albeit a loss). I was ecstatic when they gave Sarita the ax. It was…

I watch this shit
I usually watch the kinds of shows that get covered on here. Shows that might be called hip, edgy, or high-quality/artsy (Mad Men, Fringe, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Louie, etc.).

I wonder if…
…when it comes time for the first duel, Matt will decline to participate because his Christian beliefs do not allow him to engage in physical competition with a woman, ala the Iowa high school wrestler.

I don't think the plot was "love conquers all" in the least. In this episode, love, and the misguided inability to let it go, was the potentially destructive element. More like "love destroys all."

If you would not throw a bone into Sofia Vergara you are decidedly homosexual. this is a fact.

Are you guys SURE Community is that good? I bailed after the first half of season one because I deemed it the LVP on the Thursday night lineup and I need to resolve DVR conflicts. Seemed kind of average to me. Did it have a huge second-season jump in quality like Parks and Rec?

Or, reWIND, which would make more sense, and by that I mean any sense at all.

Yeah, I had to remind that one back. Twice.

Yeah, a PR stunt like a time capsule would probably cost the town as much as $20.00.